Sunday, January 4, 2009

Lessons from the Moose Lodge

1. Remember what state you’re in. Laws vary.

2. He’s not staring at you. He’s watching the game on TV behind you.

3. Pre-packaged food can absorb unwanted flavors from the environment, no matter how thick the plastic.

4. There’s a reason children aren’t legal in bars, no matter how cute they look sipping 7-Up with Grandma.

5. Music makes the world go round.

6. Never go against the family. Moreover, do everything you can for the family.

2 comments:

mor said...

ALL excellent points to remember!

Unknown said...

You have some funny stuff on this blog, Ms. Ippolito :) Hope your preparation for Bolivia is going well!